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A guy walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'



Passenger: 'Who?'



Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.

Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'



Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'



Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete.

He could have won the tennis Grand-Slam.

He could golf with the pros.

He sang like an opera baritone, danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano.

He was an amazing guy.'



Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.'



Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer.

He remembered everybody's birthday.

He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.

He could fix anything.

Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.

But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right'



Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'



Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.

Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.

But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.

He would never answer her back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man!

He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'



Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'



Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died.
I married his "f------g" widow.'