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03-03-2012, 11:32 PM
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Why Why Why
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that plastic bags will not open from the first end you try ? How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE¦ The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you. **A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day without sunshine is, like, night.** |
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03-04-2012, 09:32 AM
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How do they get the non-stick surface to stick to the pan?
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03-04-2012, 09:57 AM
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Why does a kid put an empty milk carton back in the fridge but leave a tub of ice cream on the counter?
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03-04-2012, 12:02 PM
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Why do we park in the driveway & drive on the parkway?
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03-04-2012, 02:24 PM
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In baseball why do they call it a hit and run when it's a run and hit?
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03-04-2012, 03:38 PM
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Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
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03-04-2012, 03:45 PM
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why ask why?
why the long face? why all the questions, in this here place?.... why does the cat in the house where a hat and no pants?
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03-04-2012, 03:45 PM
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03-04-2012, 04:06 PM
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Why do we have to pay tolls on freeways?
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03-04-2012, 05:18 PM
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Along the same lines....but maybe a little off subject I sometimes wonder about the following....
When you see a newscast and they discuss a certian species is near extinct they say fewer than say 300 exist in the wild....or whatever really how in the world do they know? Is every one tagged in the wild? Squrriels......a 4 lane highway near me....has electric wires that across the road high up on poles....some squrriels are bright enough to travel across the electric wire than risk crossing a 4 lane highway.....how did some of them figure that out? Did they see a relative get squeshed? I apologize if my subject matter is not quite exactly on target..... or, you carefully water new grass seed in special dirt takes weeks to grow, yet a weed grows in a crack on your driveway with no special attention and grows even if you run over it every day...... denniskirban@yahoo.com |
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03-04-2012, 05:42 PM
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THAT WOULD BE CAT IN THE HAT...actually....damn..now it aint funny
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03-04-2012, 10:16 PM
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Why when you plug something in the wall outlet you always have to flip it over?
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03-04-2012, 11:14 PM
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Why do kids always seem to get sick and need to go to the doctor on Sundays?
Why does a dropped tool always land underneath the middle of the car? What makes a brand new golf ball to land in a water hazard while an old beat up one survives in your golf bag for years? Why is it that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? (George Carlin)
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03-05-2012, 05:34 PM
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why does Goofy wear pants and walk on 2 legs while pluto is naked and walks on 4 legs
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03-05-2012, 06:48 PM
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What is the opposite of Progress!!! CONGRESS!!!!
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03-06-2012, 02:17 PM
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Why do chicks on the other team like subaru's??
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03-06-2012, 08:45 PM
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Why ask why??
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03-06-2012, 08:56 PM
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Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Thats easy: so they can carry out their "main mission", no helmet= possible failure of mission from head wound. 
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03-06-2012, 09:49 PM
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Why do some drivers run a half dozen red lights to get to the mall, then wait in the parking lot for ten minutes for a parking place 2 spots closer to the door to open up.
Why do people take the elevator down to the gym so they can use the stairmaster. Why are the only woemen topless on a topless beach the ones who really shouldn't be. |
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