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Old 08-21-2011, 06:49 AM
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Bewildered Texan

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.

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Old 08-21-2011, 07:00 AM
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It's the thought that counts!

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Old 08-21-2011, 10:11 AM
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At least you made an effort.

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Old 08-21-2011, 10:31 AM
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Did you use the horse and buggy express? lol

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Old 08-21-2011, 06:07 PM
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Its people like this that will get this country back on its feet, well Done Phil

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