[fyrffytr1]

Well, since we are coming clean I will tell this on myself even though it is not automotive related.
In 1977 my first wife left me and I was really down in the dumps. Finally, one day I decided to go to the mall and just walk around. As I entered Sears a pretty young lady was coming out, She looked at me and a big smile came across her face. As I walked on I thought "I still have it"! I walked half way through the mall and was greeted by more smiles. Man, I was really feeling good! As I passed a mirrored glass I turned to check myself out. That's when I saw that not only was my fly unzipped but my shirt tail was sticking out of it!!