when i was a kid, a neighbor cut the head off a large black snake. it was still moving, so i had an idea. i asked the neighbor for the snake, told my little brother to go in the house and get three toothpicks.
so i put the head back on the snake with the toothpicks, and walked in the house with the wriggling snake. my mom looked at me and said "what the he**!!!" is that thing doing i my house?"
I said "don't worry, mom," popped his head off and threw it in the trash. You should have seen her face. My mom was tough to get, but I got her that time!
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