i thought the point of owning a pontiac was so that you could throw buckets of money at half-ass engineered chinese-made aftermarket junk until you got so sick of the noises and your engine running like crap that you sold it all on craigslist. then you finally come to your senses after a few divorces and wind up with a factory iron intake, quadrajet with working choke, exhaust manifolds, and a mild cam. once you are done your car is so mild you never drive it because your third wife always drives it instead of the subaru you bought her.
so you’re not really a pontiac guy until your third wife is cruising around in your gto or firebird while you are driving her subaru and working two jobs to pay the alimony and child support to the first two wives.
you figure out an easy and reliable way to convert a pontiac engine to a factory style hydraulic roller setup, and you will put an end to our way of life!
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