I think I'd like to start carrying my phone with me to take photos of all the bizarre things that happen. Like when you coiling a lead cord and it get's trapped in some way that you couldn't replicate if someone offered you a million dollars and a million attempts.
But then I'd drop the phone, it would fly 10 feet off the left, fly through the 1/2" louvers in the shop fan and be smashed to pieces.
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