The difference between ..........................
 

There is a medical distinction between Guts and B*lls.

We've heard colleagues referring to people with Guts or with B*lls.

Do they, however, know the difference between them?

Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

B*LLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the B*lls to say: "You're next, Chubby"

I trust this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal.

Sent to me today

Tom V

Good one
:thumbup:

Feeling your oats eh

Love it

Man comes home late one night carrying a hog while wife still watching tv.
Says this is the pig I've been telling you about.
She responds you've never mentioned a pig before...
He says back, i wasn't talking to you.

What's the difference between your wife and your dogs?

The later you come home, the happier your dogs are to see you.

Eric

Lock them up in the trunk of your car for two hours... Then see which one is happy to see you when you let them out.

Clay

PS not sure about: lads, perfume, lipstick