Epic Craigslist Ad of the Day
Hoping the Mods will sticky this. Seeing how there is a plethora of funny craigslist ads, lets post the funny, rediculous and idiotic. Keep them clean though.
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"RARE 1989 Pontiac Lemans,blue,2 dr/hatchback/4cyl/4speed,original owner.All original except for new shift knob.Runs good,still gets over 30mpg.273,000 miles,on 2nd clutch.Tires in very good condition.low miles.Paint on hood and roof has faded although sides are good.Seats are original except drivers seat reupholstered close to original fabric.They didnt make many of these as they were throw away autos and have never seen one for sale on ebay in over 6 years."
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".They didnt make many of these as they were throw away autos and have never seen one for sale on ebay in over 6 years."
WHOA, let me get the check book! Shawn |
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My parents bought one of those brand new. It was the "performance" GSE model. I don't even think it was $9950 new. It was such a POS it had to be bought back by GM under the lemon law ....
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And GM is wondering why they are having problems today.Who at GM thought it was a good idea to import some Ko-rean crap to sell here.I remember seeing one those things for the 1st time and seeing the Lemans name on that POS.:gag:
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i met a beautiful girl at a club in the 90's, she said she had a lemans. wow. i said me too.
walked her out to her car for a kiss goodnite. i'm sayin wheres the lemans? she says here. my jaw dropped. i blurted out "this is what they did to the lemans?" "i hope they dont make a GTO outta this" i saw her again and showed her a real lemans. now she's the mother of one of my kids; we arent together now but we laugh about this sometimes... btw: it ran good but eventually bursted into flames. |
Such a deal!
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craig list add for the day
[what am I supposed to holla. suuuuueeeeyyyyyy lol
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/1570064258.html One too many zero's |
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Now I know the secret for selling on Craigslist. It probably will work on that popular auction site too. Just add the word "rare" to the description and ask for big bucks.
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And misspell the wording and use ebonics.
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1989-...item1e5a9f43cf |
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Let's put this into some kind of perspective. In Sept. 2006, I paid $950 for a 1990 Grand Am with 73,000 miles and working a/c, not 273,000 miles like that POS. I still have the car. The difference is I thought and still think the car is also a disposable car that was probably worth like $800-$850, but I needed another car and there it was. |
[QUOTE=71 T/A;3922853]Just ended. $610 and doesn't meet the reserve.
[QUOTE] So, a little shy of his original asking price of $9950. Yet, $610 is still 4x what it's worth... |
[QUOTE=GTOnly70;3922868][QUOTE=71 T/A;3922853]Just ended. $610 and doesn't meet the reserve.
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I noticed in the craigslist ad he dropped it to a bargain of only $6000. Shoot, with a Maaco $200 paint job it'll be a $40,000 show car.
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Im about to piss my pants reading this thread.
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Geez, this guy must be related to the LeMans guy. I didn't know blue POS '89 Pontiacs were all the rage now.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/wat/cto/1626492598.html |
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Psychiatric wards could recruit new patients from craiglist car ads.
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I'm always on there looking for parts and cars and treasures. At the bare minimum they are always good for a laugh. I can't believe what people think things are worth, and the horrible spelling and grammar is awesome..
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Here is a good one,
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/1629119247.html GREAT Chevy Caprice 89 Chevy Caprice 22 Inch Rims . Great Car Audio Cd Player...(Factory) Cloth Seats. 350 Motor And 700r4 Trans. Police Chip. Power Attraction. 373 Gear Rear End. 1 Belt Motor. Fuel Injection. Was A Former Police Car Kinda Needs Paint. Blue Interior. White Exterior. 6500 O.B.O |
Why do day hafta spell all gangsta wif dere ads?
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Wit rims?
where can I find these Power Attraction? I also notice the front seats are leaned back strait gangsta yo :cool: |
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Sooooooooooooo is the engine out or is that firewoood holdin up the front? :third: |
A little off topic
But since this is about Epic Craigslist ads....
You gotta love this one... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_468664.html |
'sup y'all
Sounds like a great guy to be around. For about 3 minutes. After that I wouldn't want him all up in my bizniss. He manged to get every low rent colloquialism known to man in just a few sentences.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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This thread will be awesome. I'm on a boat board and we have one there, it's hilarious!
This one is cheap and all, but if it "ran beautifully" when he parked it, why did he park it at all? :confused: http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/1620142712.html Pontiac LeMans - $200 (Manakin, Goochland) Date: 2010-02-27, 8:42AM EST Reply to: sale-vrupk-1620142712@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] One of the old vintage "power cars". Ran beautifully last time I drove it, but that was back in 1995. It has been sitting since then, so it is not in drivable condition. Good for a restoration, or to use for difficult to find parts. Cars from this vintage that are still in fairly good condition are hard to find, so whether it's fixed up to run or to use for parts, it could be valuable to someone with an interest in this type car. Call Mike at or reply by email. * Location: Manakin, Goochland |
INDIAN HATCHET - $250
wow
FOUND ON THE BLUFF`S OF THE JAMES RIVIR A FEW YEARS AGO ON THE EDGE IN THE DIRT BY LUCK . DONT KNOW WHAT TRIBE IT IS FROM . http://images.craigslist.org/3m13o83...5a8b6c1d28.jpg |
Wow, I guess my yard is full of indian hatchets lol...
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"RESTORATION 8O% FINISHED. BODY WORK ALMOST FINISHED, HAS 35OENGINE,SS, RUNS GOOD.GOOD JOB TO FINISH $4500 NOW.IF U BUY 1 WEEK LATER THE CAR WILL B FINISHED THEN THE PRICE WILL GO UP TO $3O,OOO.JUST $4,5OO."
80% restored? It's a mess. SS? Yeah, the 350 is a small block too. In one week, he's going to restore that basket case? Sheesh! Amazing ad. |
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But since the seller doesn't have the skills to restore it, he'll just 'give it away' for $4500 now.:rolleyes: |
http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/1629741703.html
http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/1629760427.html I fittin to roll out on this one yo. Fho sho. I don't know what I would do without craigslist. |
A speedomnator? What's a speedomnator yo?
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You know when someone uses the term "ONLYTHANG" to describe a car, you know that you're dealing with a respected member of the community, one who has a fine appreciation of the English language and a person with whom you'll enjoy a professional business transaction.
LOL! |
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Needs to look into why that speedomnator doesn't work. |
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