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07-17-2013, 01:24 PM
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Post your garage rules...
Ones you've had to make up do to yourself.
Imagine Sy from Duck Commander talk'n. Rule #1. Hey! Never go barefoot any length of time in garage or suffer a pinky toe on an engine block and/or transmission. Hey! That's rule # 1! Rule #2 Hey! Get'n out of pool to garage barefoot for noth'r beer, trip'n over a cat bring'n in rabbit for dinner, try'n to keep balance without ste'p on rabbit, and kicking engine block(which should of been gone this spring). HEY! That's rule # 1  Haven't been able to wear a sock for a week...shoe to tight.
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07-17-2013, 01:35 PM
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Sounds like another of your Vacation exploits.
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07-17-2013, 04:24 PM
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Sucks when you make up the rules after the fact!
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 frittering and wasting the hours in an off hand way.... 1969 GTO, 455ci, 230/236 Pontiac Dude's "Butcher Special" Comp hyd roller cam with Crower HIPPO solid roller lifters, Q-jet, Edelbrock P4B-QJ, Doug's headers, ported 6X-8 (97cc) heads, TKO600, 3.73 geared Eaton Tru-Trac 8.5", hydroboost, rear disc brakes......and my greatest mechanical feat....a new heater core. 
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07-17-2013, 04:56 PM
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Hey!
Rule #1 Aways make sure negative battery cable is disconnected 1st. If you ask a buddy to do it, double ck yr'self b4 welding finger to the 12V stud.
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07-17-2013, 05:00 PM
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Yep, sure does David.
No vacation for least 10 yrs HO428. Must of followed me home!
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07-17-2013, 05:49 PM
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Keep the h*ll outta my kegorator! Unless you donate, or are asked to partake.
That's the only rule I have.
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07-17-2013, 05:52 PM
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I'm the boss. What I say goes.
If you use my stuff put it back. If you don't I'll throw you out.
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so many pontiacs, so little time.................. moderator is a glorified word for an unappreciated prick.................. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "There is no such thing as a good tax." "We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." - Winston Churchill |
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07-17-2013, 05:53 PM
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Rule #1: I DO NOT loan tools. Don't bother asking.
Rule #2: A lack of planning on YOUR part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on MY part. Rule #3: It's DONE when it's DONE.
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07-18-2013, 08:44 AM
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One of our unwritten (until now) rules:
It's a guys garage. We don't say "excuse me" for any bodily sounds or smells, and we don't hold back. Kurt |
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07-18-2013, 10:02 AM
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Small repair jobs: one six pack
Medium repair jobs such as spark plugs or check engine light fix: 12 pack Bigger repairs like a brake job: case of beer or more depending on how long it takes. Good microbrew beer, none of that cheap swill. Similar rates for loaning tools.
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07-18-2013, 11:53 AM
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What's the password? Don't know you don't get in......( I may be helping aliens tune up their space craft with Poncho power)
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07-18-2013, 11:56 AM
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No fat chicks.... Don't want them bending the pole.
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07-18-2013, 12:00 PM
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When you go outside to pee - go to the side that doesn't face the house. I don't want to hear about your pee/exposure incident later.
(I think I need to take one of my flat hoods and paint it with that chalkboard paint so we can add these as needed!)
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07-18-2013, 12:11 PM
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Good idea. BTY. Have a 68 FB and 76 Formula hood lean'n on back of garage. Use'm as extra tables for bbq get togethers.
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07-18-2013, 02:21 PM
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Don't spit on the floor.
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07-18-2013, 03:39 PM
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Rule 1 - Don't stack boxes, spare parts or household crap in, on top of, under or behind the Firebirds
Rule 2 - Make sorry excuses for ignoring Rule 1 when I'm in a jam and need to temporarly store household remodeling crap out in the garage. 
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07-18-2013, 03:52 PM
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1) no urinating allowed! That's just gross.. however you may go out back and take a piss.
2) no complaining about the kind of beer being served, but you CAN complain if it's not cold.
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