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02-09-2011, 04:44 PM
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life
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. "Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said Ihadanother 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied: " I didn't recognize you."
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02-09-2011, 05:40 PM
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BWWAAAAAAAHAAAAA!
You crack me up!
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02-09-2011, 05:57 PM
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funny
thanks i needed a laugh today.
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02-09-2011, 06:19 PM
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grrrinn.
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02-09-2011, 06:27 PM
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "Its square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop." |
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02-09-2011, 08:48 PM
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Now that's there's funny... both of em.
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02-09-2011, 09:19 PM
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A pregnant brunette, redhead, and a blond were all in the OB waiting room.
The brunette told the others: "I'm having a boy, because when me and my husband were having sex, he was on top." The redhead states: "Well, then I'm having a girl because I was on top" The blond start to cry hysterically. It's takes a while for the other two to calm her down enough for her to explain why she is so upset. And the blond says: "I'm having puppies!"
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02-10-2011, 10:10 AM
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Good post, both of you. Poor blondes. lol
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