Ones you've had to make up do to yourself.
Imagine Sy from Duck Commander talk'n.
Rule #1.
Hey!
Never go barefoot any length of time in garage or suffer a pinky toe on an engine block and/or transmission.
Hey! That's rule # 1!
Rule #2
Hey!
Get'n out of pool to garage barefoot for noth'r beer, trip'n over a cat bring'n in rabbit for dinner, try'n to keep balance without ste'p on rabbit, and kicking engine block(which should of been gone this spring).
HEY! That's rule # 1
Haven't been able to wear a sock for a week...shoe to tight.
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If you cant drive from gas pump to gas pump across the map, its not a street car.
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