Post your garage rules...
 

Ones you've had to make up do to yourself.

Imagine Sy from Duck Commander talk'n.

Rule #1.

Hey!
Never go barefoot any length of time in garage or suffer a pinky toe on an engine block and/or transmission.

Hey! That's rule # 1!

Rule #2

Hey!
Get'n out of pool to garage barefoot for noth'r beer, trip'n over a cat bring'n in rabbit for dinner, try'n to keep balance without ste'p on rabbit, and kicking engine block(which should of been gone this spring).

HEY! That's rule # 1

:D

Haven't been able to wear a sock for a week...shoe to tight.

Sounds like another of your Vacation exploits.

Sucks when you make up the rules after the fact!

Hey!
Rule #1

Aways make sure negative battery cable is disconnected 1st.
If you ask a buddy to do it, double ck yr'self b4 welding finger to the 12V stud.

Yep, sure does David.

No vacation for least 10 yrs HO428. Must of followed me home!

Keep the h*ll outta my kegorator! Unless you donate, or are asked to partake.

That's the only rule I have.

I'm the boss. What I say goes.

If you use my stuff put it back. If you don't I'll throw you out.

Rule #1: I DO NOT loan tools. Don't bother asking.

Rule #2: A lack of planning on YOUR part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on MY part.

Rule #3: It's DONE when it's DONE.

One of our unwritten (until now) rules:

It's a guys garage. We don't say "excuse me" for any bodily sounds or smells, and we don't hold back.:D

Kurt

Small repair jobs: one six pack
Medium repair jobs such as spark plugs or check engine light fix: 12 pack
Bigger repairs like a brake job: case of beer or more depending on how long it takes.
Good microbrew beer, none of that cheap swill.
Similar rates for loaning tools.

What's the password? Don't know you don't get in......( I may be helping aliens tune up their space craft with Poncho power)

No fat chicks.... Don't want them bending the pole.

When you go outside to pee - go to the side that doesn't face the house. I don't want to hear about your pee/exposure incident later.

(I think I need to take one of my flat hoods and paint it with that chalkboard paint so we can add these as needed!) :D

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Good idea.
BTY.
Have a 68 FB and 76 Formula hood lean'n on back of garage. Use'm as extra tables for bbq get togethers.

Don't spit on the floor.

Rule 1 - Don't stack boxes, spare parts or household crap in, on top of, under or behind the Firebirds

Rule 2 - Make sorry excuses for ignoring Rule 1 when I'm in a jam and need to temporarly store household remodeling crap out in the garage.
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1) no urinating allowed! That's just gross.. however you may go out back and take a piss.
2) no complaining about the kind of beer being served, but you CAN complain if it's not cold.